- Always check the toaster for crayons before making toast.
- A one year old may need to be 'frisked' before nap time - micro machines are not a crib toy.
- Always check the tape deck for Lego men before attempting to insert a tape.
You just never know where the burial ground might be.
Then there's the lesson I had to learn the hard way... TWICE.
- Always check your pockets for confiscated crayons before putting them in the wash.
Yeah. Not too smart, I tell ya. The last episode was a few months ago. Never again, NEVER AGAIN, will I put a crayon in my pocket.
And - via other mom's experiences:
- Peanut butter sandwiches DO fit in the VCR.
- A large potato or a nice smooth rock about the size of a baseball WILL NOT flush down the toilet they will get stuck.
- Making hard boiled eggs in the microwave is hazardous to your health and you WILL NEED a new microwave.
- Motorcycles (or - insert toy of preference) do fly!
- A laptop screen is no match for a toddler's head.
Please feel free to add your knowledge to the comments. :)
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